Brandon Eslamian, Opinions Editor
Junior Brandon Eslamian is a victim of tyranny under the deathly grasp of senior Andrew Marler (our editor-in-chief). However, writing for the school newspaper has been a pleasant experience for him. For Brandon, food takes top priority. His hobbies include mindlessly staring at his phone for 6 hour increments as well as surfing the web for donut shops. People usually tell Brandon that he’s a kind and loving person, except for Marler. Brandon is also a very handsome young man (Source: his mother). Brandon wishes to further develop The Hoot into a great media platform for Windsor High School.
